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omny87 asked:

That "Experiment 164" looks eerily similar to King Jellyjam from the Goosebumps series (who, in my opinion, was one of the scariest monsters in Goosebumps history).

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bogleech:

Can you believe there was a brief period when I was a kid and I actually though Goosebumps was just silly after a while? Like I actually went through a phase of thinking some things were just “kid’s stuff” and not “cool.”

Now I’m back to thinking King Jellyjam is a creepier, scarier concept than anything in any adult horror movie ever.

He fucking steals children to wash him, that’s fucked up as SHIT. Why does he sweat snails? Where did he come from?!

I had most of the Goosebumps books as a kid but I didn’t read them until I was in my early teens- I mostly wanted them for the awesome cover art.

Like I said before, King Jellyjam was probably the creepiest monster in the whole series. He’s got a whole summer camp under his hypnotic control, where children are pressured into competing in various sports events until they win enough tokens to be labeled “the best”, after which they’re forced to wash King Jellyjam day and night without stop or else they get eaten. The threat of being eaten alive is something that pops up in Goosebumps almost as frequently as werewolves, but King Jellyjam’s one of the few creatures to actually go through with it, as one of the kids admits he already ate three kids earlier that day. Just how many children met a gruesome death digesting in Jellyjam’s gut in the history of this camp?

That’s why he’s probably one of my favorites- he’s equal parts silly and scary. He’s a huge, snot-nosed, two-tongued behemoth who sweats snails and smells so bad he can’t even stand his own stench. Yet he comes totally out of nowhere, is never explained, and is implied to have both supernatural powers and to have killed loads of kids in the past. so I concur, bogs- that is indeed fucked up.

A stupid attempt at imitating Hank Hill as the Spy from TF2.

I’ve got a crappy $15 microphone, so the audio’s probably not that great.

MRW my adopted father admitted to committing mass infanticide

MRW my adopted father admitted to committing mass infanticide

Hey, these don’t taste like apples! Wait, these are batteries. Why am I eating batteries

So has anyone told Lil Jon what he needed to turn down for yet?

Eyes are just mouths that eat light and poop pictures into our brain

Ain’t it kinda weird how everyone in the steampunk universe decorates everything with gears and gear motifs? Yeah everything in that setting operates via gears but is literally everyone obsessed with clockwork aesthetics? I mean, imagine if all of our stuff was decorated with electrical transistors.

In the upcoming Halloween spirit, I threw together yet another half-assed SFM video featuring skeletons possessing both spooky and scary qualities!

Sometimes I wonder just how much ancient artwork is simply the bored doodles of a lost generation.

bogleech:

It’s really too bad they caught and presumably killed this awesome mutant considering it was apparently doing so well. I mean, fish hatch nearly microscopic. This thing has lived quite some time, swimming around eating with its two bodies. That’s as amazing as it is haunting.

Reminds me of a quote from Karl Pilkington: 
"There was a newspaper clipping stuck on the glass about a two-headed fish that they’ve made in Taiwan. I don’t see the point in doing this as a fish havin’ two heads aint’ gonna solve the worlds hunger problems, as the head is the bit you throw away. Invent a fish with two bodies and i’d say well done."
So yeah; well done nature.

bogleech:

It’s really too bad they caught and presumably killed this awesome mutant considering it was apparently doing so well. I mean, fish hatch nearly microscopic. This thing has lived quite some time, swimming around eating with its two bodies. That’s as amazing as it is haunting.

Reminds me of a quote from Karl Pilkington: 

"There was a newspaper clipping stuck on the glass about a two-headed fish that they’ve made in Taiwan. I don’t see the point in doing this as a fish havin’ two heads aint’ gonna solve the worlds hunger problems, as the head is the bit you throw away. Invent a fish with two bodies and i’d say well done."

So yeah; well done nature.

Bomb Princess
An idea I had for an Adventure Time-type princess character.

Bomb Princess

An idea I had for an Adventure Time-type princess character.