Sure, the government can see my e-mails, but can they see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Q

omny87 asked:

Imagine Strangeglove and Fishlips as Rick and Morty

A

revereche:

Somebody better draw this or I’m gonna be mad

Ah, what the hell. I’ll do it.

I’ve never played Moshi Monsters so I’m not entirely sure how accurate this may be

Acid reflux is the most bullshit disease ever. It’s basically vomit that’s afraid of commitment.

kiskolee:

fandomsandfeminism:

omny87:

Hey, how does that whole “women make 75 cents for every dollar men do” thing work, anyway? Is there some dude in the payroll office sifting through the checks and going “Oops, this employee’s a chick! Better slap on the mandatory 25% vagina tax”?

First of all, that number is only valid for white women. Women of color are paid even less.

And you know that is many salary jobs, you have to negotiate your salary when you get hired, right? Like, there’s not a whole lot of jobs with a rigid salary schedule. 

(Also, not all women have vaginas. And trans women are paid horribly.)

omny87 is a fucking moron. fandomsandfeminism for the win. The moment a WoC walks in the door they know what they can and can’t negotiate; spoiler alert: if a white male asks, he usually receives closer to what he wants. If you don’t believe me, ask anyone who works in HR — upper management who controls the salaries will use a multitude of excuses but if you have seen the spreadsheet of salaries I have been privy to across many different jobs and different industries, you’d be mad at the common thread of  inequity too.

Sheesh, I was legitimately curious and just asking a question. No need for the hostility.

Hey, how does that whole “women make 75 cents for every dollar men do” thing work, anyway? Is there some dude in the payroll office sifting through the checks and going “Oops, this employee’s a chick! Better slap on the mandatory 25% vagina tax”?

A curse that can only be lifted by your true love’s kiss is so stupid. Of course your true love is going to kiss you- what would REALLY suck would be a curse where the only cure is to get a kiss from your worst enemy.

So I was studying about radiation poisoning for a test and discovered that Strontium-90, a radioactive isotope found in nuclear fallout, is what’s known as a “Bone Seeker”, meaning it’s an isotope that settles into your bones.

For some reason the word “bone seeker” is funny to me. I’m just imagining some guy on a motorcycle with “BONE SEEKER” emblazoned on the back of his jacket. He travels the country searching for bones, but in the end, he realizes that the bones he was seeking were inside him all along.

Cuz you know, skeletons

HEY EVERYONE I’M DEAD

AND PREGNANT

WITH ALL OF YOUR BABIES

Wanna become invisible?

It’s simple: just have a kid, and then get a sex change. Then you’ll be trans parent

underwear.squidward

Some dumb little animation I threw together last night.

Dear Youtube,

If you ask me which profile I want to use for browsing your website every single day, and I pick the same one every single time, which also happens to be the profile I’ve used for several years now, then maybe, just maybethat’s the profile I want to use all the time

Do deaf couples have to sign safe words during sex

A bunch of older sketches I found. I really liked the ostrich guy.